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The Vermont Cynic

Big hands responsible for cancer, university finds

Daltrey Burris

September 10

Filed under Modest Proposals, Opinion

Last week medical scientists at Johns Hopkins University released the reports of their latest long-term experiment. Through repeated trials it was shown that participants who had a larger hand length than their face, were statisti...

Five ways to be an NBR pickup artist

Daltrey Burris

April 28

Filed under Modest Proposals, Opinion

The yearly Naked Bike Ride is once again upon us and, with it, all the excitement and potential for a new hook up. Here’s some simple tricks to help you get into someone’s pants, figuratively speaking. 1. You are what ...

Yik-Yak, ho!

Daltrey Burris

April 21

Filed under Modest Proposals, Opinion

“Any cute girls trying to hook up in the library?” He leaned back into his chair, satisfied with his most recent attempt to get the ball rolling. Mike Sherman wasn’t new to this game. He’d done this plenty of times befo...

Metrosexual group wants to join LGBT

Daltrey Burris

April 14

Filed under Modest Proposals, Opinion

BURLINGTON, VT— In the last few days, an unlikely group had expressed its outrage toward the LGBTQA association, short for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual, queer and ally. The group, which was formed to provide support a...

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