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The Vermont Cynic

Third time’s the charm: what I have learned

November 9, 2016

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I recently had sex with a new partner. This new rendezvous bumped the number of guys I have slept with up from two. My “number” is now three. I have had sex with three different people. I thought about this for a bit....

Finding beauty in your rolls and curves

October 5, 2016

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I am fat. Now before you go and counter my statement with, “You are curvy” or, my personal favorite, “You are not fat, you are beautiful,” as if being fat is synonymous with ugly. The truth is I am 5’8”, 250 pou...

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