The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

SGA President Elect Jones on Plans, Goals

April 5, 2004

"The Voice of the Students" is loud and can be heard on campus. That is the motto of the UVM Student Government (SG) which is a two branch governance body representing the nearly 8,000 undergraduate and...

UVM Dudeman Uncovered

March 29, 2004

1. Aggressive anti-homosexual rhetoric 2.Slanderous publications/pamphlets/flyers3. Thinly veiled conservative propaganda The one element these three points have in common is their noticeable absence on...

UVM 2004 Summer Classes

March 29, 2004

To: All enrolled UVM studentsFrom: Office of the RegistrarDear Students- The University of Vermont is offering seven new courses for Summer, 2004. All courses are available for sign up on the registrar's...

Capone and Noreaga Upset Miles Davis in Brizzi’s ‘Album of the Century’ Awards

March 29, 2004

In a recent survey taken in New York City, Capone and Noreaga's The War Report was judged the best album of this past century. Songs such as TONY(Top Of New York), Bloody Money, Halfway Thugs, and Parole...

UVM to Relocate to Tijuana, Mexico

March 29, 2004

In an effort to increase the diversity on the University of Vermont campus, the university administration has decided to move the campus to Tijuana.The move, which was announced by UVM president, Daniel...

Crack to Replace Pot for 4/20 Rally

March 29, 2004

Fearing the get-tough policies for marijuana smokers on 4/20, many UVM students are turning to crack."The campus police can smell a bong rip from a mile away, but they're not onto the scent of crack yet,"...

Nalgene Bottles May Pose Some Health Risks

March 8, 2004

Nalgene water bottles are a staple on many college campuses, but a new study indicates that the bottles, when washed with harsh detergents, could pose health risks. Two recent articles, one published in...

Taboo: Religion on Campus

March 8, 2004

In a recent episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, Ray Ramano's character stood on Sunday morning in the middle of his messy house eating out of the cereal box in his pajamas. His hair looked unkempt and...

OxyCONTIN in Vermont

March 1, 2004

"He asked me casually, 'Is he getting any pain medication?' I said, 'Yes - he's had surgery, and the doctor gave him hydro-codone 750,'" Cline said. "To my astonishment, he said, 'Can you spare a couple...

Vermont Life outside of Burlington

February 28, 2004

A while back I went on a great fishing expedition with my buddy and his father. We went way out in the middle of nowhere Swanson under the Singing drawbridge. We had three round Styrofoam containers of...

Professor Profile: Sasha Davis

February 23, 2004

Usually when a person completes a project or triumphs in some way, he rewards himself with a pat on the back, an ice cream cone, or a well-deserved nap. UVM Assistant Professor of Geography, Sasha Davis,...

Climate Change and UVM

February 23, 2004

There is a growing political consensus that global climate change is one of the most significant environmental issues facing the world today, and that carbon dioxide and other "greenhouse gases" from the...

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