The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

16 Things You Didn’t Know About Howard Dean

Carly Baldwin February 2, 2004

1. Although he is often perceived as being very liberal, Dean actually represented the more conservative sector of the Vermont Democratic party.2. He has a son in his late teens and a daughter in her...

An Interview With Daniel Fogel(?)

Michael Blouin February 2, 2004

I've decided that it's time I showed my true journalistic colors. Too many people are beginning to think of me as an entertainer. I am not here to tell jokes or to say ridiculous things for your amusement....

Wife to Bible: Get A Job

Dick Fischer February 2, 2004

Biblical literalism often is blamed as a leading cause of conflict between creationists and evolutionary scientists. Battles are waged in school boards and textbook committees every year over whether...

Fogel Can’t be Trusted, Says Local Hipster

Nick Bewley January 26, 2004

For months I had heard about the infamous "round table" discussions, forums in which the students of this university are invited to meet with their noble leader, Daniel Mark Fogel. I had deliberated for...

Why is This Crap on Every Channel?

Ben Wilson January 26, 2004

So the president of these United States delivered his State of the Union address this past week. GW opened his speech with a rather long-winded diatribe about terrorism, American military action in the...

So So-Cal Surfing, Bra

Scott Woodruff January 26, 2004

The motto of any East Coast surfer is: "Take what you can get and be happy with it." As sad as this may be, it is very true. Waves tend to pound the Eastern seaboard consistently once a year in the fall...

In Which I Discover That Nebraska is Cool

Natalie Powers January 26, 2004

Your humble Arts & Entertainment Editor heard that there would be a CYNIC TRAVEL ISSUE, and immediately made travel arrangements. Yes, folks, I ventured to Omaha, Nebraska, the home of the Cornhuskers...

The Simple Life: Americans sure do love sex and ignorance

Nolan Albarelli January 26, 2004

Recently the ratings-starved network Fox aired The Simple Life, yet another reality television show in what seems like an endless slew. After coming off a major ratings flop with its sequel The Next Joe...

After College Alternatives

Carly Baldwin January 26, 2004

Wanna do more than landscaping this summer? Or are you a newly-minted UVM grad, looking to do something other than the Peace Corps? Ever heard of TEFL/TESL?What TEFL/TESL is: TEFL stands for " Teaching...

Cigarettes are Apparently No Longer Fashionable

Christine Schlegel-Brown January 26, 2004

The Coalition for a Tobacco Free Vermont is thrilled to hear that the City of Burlington is moving towards smoke-free bars to protect the health of bar workers and patrons. The U.S. Center for Disease...

Montreal: Our Neighbor to The North

Andrew Woods January 26, 2004

Two hours beyond the US-Canadian border lies Montreal. It is here in Quebec where the sprawling metropolis of Montreal can be found.Located on the banks of the St. Lawerence, Montreal served as the principal...

Cold Weather, Fascists, No Hula Dancers

Julian Brizzi January 26, 2004

I recently returned to this end of the world from an abroad trip in Australia. I saw some of the ugliest birds, some of the shortest male shorts, and a lot of sunshine. After having been gone from UVM...

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