The Vermont Cynic

Ah-chooo!

September 29, 2003


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God bless you, my dear. Yup, folks, cold season has started up again so you may have noticed people sniffling, coughing or sneezing in class. Or just not coming to class at all. But before you get grossed out and decide to transfer to U of Miami, La Cynic is here to help. Look below for a list of su...

String Cheese Hits Burlington

September 29, 2003


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As I'm sure all the Deadheads, Phishphans, and just fans of good music in general are aware, The String Cheese Incident will be playing at the Patrick Gymnasium at 8:00 on Wednesday October 8th. I have seen the band before and I personally think they put on a great show. This one promises to...

Find Fame at the 4th Annual Firehouse Open Exhibition

September 29, 2003


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First fifty artists to bring work to the Firehouse Gallery will be shown! Here is every artist's chance for fame, not just 15 minutes, but six whole weeks as part of 4th Annual Firehouse Open. Once again, the Firehouse Gallery reprises one of its most democratic and unusual exhibitions. The Firehouse Open f...

Spring in Vermont? A Commentary on the Changes of the Seasons

April 7, 2003


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It happened two weeks ago. I was headed down Main St, towards campus, and as I crossed an intersection, I heard a new squawk from the pedestrian traffic signals that are so friendly to the blind. The noise was loud, repetitive, and sustained. For several minutes after crossing, I continued to hear the...

Protestors: Know Thy Rights

April 7, 2003


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Hundreds of thousands of college students are engaging in various forms of protest on their campuses and elsewhere over the war in Iraq. Several issues have emerged with regard to the protests. One issue has to do with the reasonable time, place and manner restrictions schools place on protester...

The Third Path

April 7, 2003


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Winston Churchill once said, "If you're young and not a socialist, you have no heart, and if you're old and not a conservative, you have no head." And it is with a resounding resemblance that these words appear to be an accurate representation of what we have today. Indeed, whether we are young or ol...

Party On, Lame

April 7, 2003


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This weekend brought up a very difficult question for me, one that I haven't had to deal with before. If it's possible for me to have a bad time at a "dress to get laid" theme party, am I reaching the end of my house party career? I was at such a scene last Saturday, and realized that for the fir...

Get Your Goat

March 31, 2003


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Just the other week, we all reveled in the wonderful time called spring break. Spring break is a time when kids get the opportunity to get away from the cold weather and the boring books to have fun in the sun. I had planned on this year's spring break to be one of the best breaks of all time. Si...

UVM Sells Its Soul To Beer

March 31, 2003


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Starting April 20, 2003, better known as 4/20/03, The University of Vermont will be sponsored by Anheuser-Busch, better known for being the world's largest beer maker. "We here in the administration thought, what the f***, the kids already drink it, why not have them sponsor us," said President Daniel Fo...

Paper Dolls

March 31, 2003


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Everyone loves to dress up. This is a fact. Pretending to be someone else has been a favorite escapist pastime for centuries, but in these insecure times, isn't masquerade and facade more important than ever? The careers and lifestyle options that are "sham-friendly" include: -Spy -Actor -Witness ...

The Stella Comedy Group Comes to Higher Ground

March 31, 2003


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Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain have been writing, producing, and performing comedy together and apart for the past twelve years. They met at New York University in 1988, where they helped create the sketch comedy troupe, The State, which went on to a successful television run on...

Vermont Family Subject of Vitamin-C Study

March 10, 2003


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For 25 years the Larocques, a close-knit family in Vermont's Northeast Kingdom, have been the focus of a group of UVM medical researchers trying to unravel the mysteries of a rare genetic disorder, protein C deficiency, that affects people worldwide. The condition has an incidence of one in 200 in th...

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