The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

Montreal Dance Sensation Compagnie Marie Chouinard to Perform at The Flynn

March 10, 2003

Evoking Cubist paintings, Egyptian friezes, primitive rituals, and baby birds, the dances of Montreal choreographer Marie Chouinard never cease to provoke and astound. Pushing their bodies to the limit,...

Presidential And Vice-Presidential Candidate Bios

March 3, 2003

This week Cynic is running bios of candidates for the posts of President and Vice-President of the Student Government Association. Next week the Cynic will officially endorse one candidate for president...

The Fleming Museum Presents: Lou Reed

Press Release March 3, 2003

The Fleming Museum and Borderline Irreverent Productions announce a rare performance by the legendary leader of The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed. The concert is an extension of the Fleming Museum's public...

Mullet Hunt: A True Story

Andrew Woods March 3, 2003

A Wisconsin waterfall. A '7'. 10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back), manny, ape drape, beaver paddle, Canadian passport, yep-nope. All synonyms for a dangerous...

Mullet Hunt: A True Story

Andrew Woods March 3, 2003

A Wisconsin waterfall. A '7'. 10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back), manny, ape drape, beaver paddle, Canadian passport, yep-nope. All synonyms for a dangerous...

Hello, How Are You, Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?

Evan Lang March 3, 2003

A few days ago, I was in the library when I made eye contact with a face that was not foreign to my memory. Well, over a year ago we had engaged in a short conversation pertaining to an interest that...

Go West, Young Man

February 24, 2003

I felt like Father Winter was sending me a message. It was a nasty but to the point message in the form of harsh negative temperatures and back wrenching snow shoveling. "Go West. Goooo West. San Diego..."...

UVM Theatre Presents: Bob Durkin’s COLE

February 24, 2003

Bob Durkin returns to The UVM Theatre on the heels of launching a national tour of Barry Manilow's Copacabana, now on a cross-country trip to one hundred cities in seventeen weeks. He's happy to be back....

High Concert Ticket Prices Common Gripe

February 24, 2003

Claypool? Rock on! J-5? Rock on! Lou Reed? Rock on! Anywhere from between twenty-five to fifty dollars for a show at your school? It would seem this does not rock nearly as hard. "We should be...

Don’t Mess Wit’ Da Bes’

February 24, 2003

This is a joke. Don't take it seriously. A'ight, ya'll. For real, there are some chumps walkin' amongst us, trying to be like me. Every day, one of my boys comes up to me like, "Yo, I just seen this...

Open Letters to Celebrities

February 24, 2003

Dear Master Selleck, It's not often that I have the opportunity to address a thespian of your grade. Usually I would have to suffer celebrities of a far lesser caliber (I'm pointing in your direction Nicholas...

Graffiti Art On The UVM Campus

February 24, 2003

Graffiti can be found in many places around the UVM campus, most notably on the walking path from Redstone to Main campus. It was on this path that I began looking for the graffiti of UVM. As I began...

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