The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

[exclaim]ation points

March 20, 2007

Air Pocket Symphony(Astralwerks)Air's music often walks the thin line between sophomoric idiocy and layered classical brilliance. While never approaching the brilliance of previous albums, "Pocket...

Frank Miller’s Latest: 300 Blows

March 20, 2007

King Leonidas of the Spartans (Gerard Butler) and his men kill several Persian messengers by throwing them into a huge stone pit in the center of town. They are killed for "threatening Sparta" and "insulting...

[exclaim]ation points

March 8, 2007

Dr. Dog We All Belong(Park the Van) 4 StarsDr. Dog won't be in the dog pen for this album. The group's third album is just what they needed to take off. Chock full of Beach Boys style harmonies, sweet...

Fashion Police

March 8, 2007

I only have 500 words to start the revolution, so let's get down to it. Crocs. Perhaps more important than the campaign to rocket those who wear socks with their sandals to the moon, is the movement to...

In The Beginning, There Was Arcade Fire

March 8, 2007

Album ReviewArcade Fire Neon Bible(Merge) 4 StarsLike many people just looking for some good music, I was a listener that stumbled upon experimental rock band The Arcade Fire and their hit album of 2005,...

Nothing New in Chopper City

March 8, 2007

Album Review B.G. and the Chopper City Boyz We Got This(Koch) 2 StarsOne of the definitive clichés of mainstream hip-hop is the "posse album," in which a successful artist uses his credibility and...

High Llamas Get Warm and Fuzzy

February 27, 2007

Album Review of High Llamas Can Cladders (Drag City) 3 and 1/2 starsCan we please go for a drive today in your racing-green 1986 Volvo? Can we take the train out to Oxford and read to each other from "Franny...

Ninjas Break Beats, and Cut Loose

February 27, 2007

Ninjas have a reputation for being stealthy and mysterious beings - moving seamlessly through the night and carrying out ninja tasks like assassinations and spinning tornado kicks.But there will be nothing...

Beauty in Background Music

February 27, 2007

Album Review of Eluvium Copia (Temporary Residence) 4 StarsAmbient music tends to conjure images of sleeping, winter and Brian Eno. It can be either beautiful or like watching paint dry, depending on the...

Freshman Business Major Offers Parents Investing Advice

February 27, 2007

June Barrington, a freshman from Delaware, announced that she "totally" understands the stock market. The momentous announcement, which she made while showering alone, bucked the trend of her complaining...

Different Strokes

September 24, 2006

The Strokes New Year's resolution: break the mold of their first two albums by releasing their third and most encompassing compilation to date, First Impressions of Earth. The boys from New York prove...

Cowboys Rounding Up Hype

February 28, 2006

Brokeback Mountain, Capote, and Transamerica all took away top awards at the Golden Globes, and are likely to make their way into cinematic history at the 78th Annual Academy Awards in spite of their provocative...

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