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The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

SGA Actually Does Something

March 31, 2003

In the first time of its 20-plus year existence, the Student Government Association actually accomplished its first goal ever Tuesday. In a motion that passed 38-0, and after some discussion and argument,...

Service and Maintenance Workers Continue Contract Negotiations with UVM

March 31, 2003

UE Local 267, the Service and Maintenance Workers at UVM have worked four months without a contract. The UVM administration continues to present unacceptable proposals, including: * No, to everyone getting...

Republicans Prevent Armageddon

March 31, 2003

Dude, Friday included one of the most uplifting things to happen since the welfare reform act. Some stupid hippies tried to march around with their commie banners and filthy dreadlocks, protesting our...

As & Fs

March 31, 2003

As- To the SGA for going out of its way to help out the newspaper. In times of struggle, you're always there for us. Rock on. - To all of the parking on campus. We never have a problem finding a space...

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

March 31, 2003

There are some truly wonderful people and entities who often go without proper accolades. Let's take several moments to name but a few. First of all, kudos to the a**holes, hrm, local heroes who have...

Meatstick

March 31, 2003

To the Editor: Bailey Howe feels the penis. PENIS. Everywhere in the library where I work, the word PENIS is scrawled on any surface it can take hold. It's funny how widespread this five-letter word is....

Dennis Leary to the World: “I’m Still An A**hole!”

March 31, 2003

"Has Dennis Leary lost his edge?", has become one of the foremost questions in the minds of UVM students. Controversy surrounding Leary's "a**hole factor", began as early as Fall 2002, when the Boston...

All Athletes Think Their Balls Feel the Coolest

March 31, 2003

When you think about athletes and sports and stuff, usually you don't pay too much attention to what the balls feel like. When you think about it though, every sport has a different type of ball, and...

Baseball Team Announces Acquisition of Four Major Playas

March 31, 2003

The University of Vermont's Men's Baseball team has just signed Ken Griffey, Jr., Pedro Martinez ,Alex Rodriguez and eight-year old Dominican phenom Omar Granados to red-shirt for this season and start...

Holy Crap!! Men’s Hockey Wins A Game!!!

March 31, 2003

The Vermont Men's Hockey Team, who went 1-78 this year, has finally made it to the NCAA Frozen Four after 113 years of hard work. In related hockey news, UVM President Daniel Fogel has announced that...

Greek Profile

March 31, 2003

Smart, sexy, sophisticated, and witty are words that perfectly describe Blade Price Brown. Blade, a junior, started off his UVM career as an Electrical Engineering major, but he quickly change to a...

Ask Dr. Iknowitall

March 31, 2003

Dr. Iknowitall is here give you all the answers to your problems! No more wondering, Dr. Iknowitall knows it all! Dear Dr. Iknowitall, I have an SGA, a number of them actually. I slept with a lot...

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