To the Editor: Bailey Howe feels the penis. PENIS. Everywhere in the library where I work, the word PENIS is scrawled on any surface it can take hold. It's funny how widespread this five-letter word is....
"Has Dennis Leary lost his edge?", has become one of the foremost questions in the minds of UVM students. Controversy surrounding Leary's "a**hole factor", began as early as Fall 2002, when the Boston...
When you think about athletes and sports and stuff, usually you don't pay too much attention to what the balls feel like. When you think about it though, every sport has a different type of ball, and...
The University of Vermont's Men's Baseball team has just signed Ken Griffey, Jr., Pedro Martinez ,Alex Rodriguez and eight-year old Dominican phenom Omar Granados to red-shirt for this season and start...
The Vermont Men's Hockey Team, who went 1-78 this year, has finally made it to the NCAA Frozen Four after 113 years of hard work. In related hockey news, UVM President Daniel Fogel has announced that...
Smart, sexy, sophisticated, and witty are words that perfectly describe Blade Price Brown. Blade, a junior, started off his UVM career as an Electrical Engineering major, but he quickly change to a...
Dr. Iknowitall is here give you all the answers to your problems! No more wondering, Dr. Iknowitall knows it all! Dear Dr. Iknowitall, I have an SGA, a number of them actually. I slept with a lot...
4 a.m, sidewalk in front of Billings: Snap, Crackle, and Pop were found brutally beaten and was called 'hideous' by local bystanders. Apparently, prior to the raping of the famous cereal midgets with...
We were opposed to the war for one simple reason: It's not what the UN, the only democratic institution that exists at the international level, voted (or would have voted) to do. Now I ask you, the reader:...
Dear Editor,It appears that there is some discontent brewing on the idyllic little campus of America's most conservative college - Washington and Lee University in Virginia.This is what one student had...
I feel the view on campus is one sided. I respect the people protesting the war, but for a person who is trying to gain knowledge from all angles, it is very difficult. Therefore, it is hard to gain...
