For some people, politics is synonymous with boredom and personified by slow, graying men. Their closest contact with it comes as they routinely flip past the barren stretch of political and news TV networks...

Tomorrow, I will bring my spork to the dining hall. That's right, I said it. Tomorrow at 2 p.m. I will be at the Grundel enjoying a meal with my combination camping utensil.School officials, take notice....

A law prohibiting video recordings of animals being "intentionally maimed, mutilated, tortured, wounded or killed" has the U.S. Supreme Court justices putting on their hypothetical hats and playing a round...

As some on campus begin a witch-hunt against members of the men's lacrosse team, The Cynic would like to encourage everybody to take a few steps back.The party on 239 Main Street, hosted by members of...

Here's something to chew on with your friends at your next hookah session: can you steal something that's not real?What I'm talking about is that completely artificial cyber-world floating all around us...

So it looks like the public option's gone. Kaput. Nothing but a big honking bone to be thrown to the insurance companies, Teabaggers and everyone too lazy to find out what it actually was.While this is...

I have never been one to hold a strong appreciation for trash — specifically food waste. I dispose of my banana peels and avocado skins quickly and efficiently, without any sympathy for the sorry...

The Supreme Court of the United States of America must be really, really bored.  How else can you explain the fact that they are currently debating such an inane topic as whether or not a five-foot ...

Michael Farley:U.S. is not the world policeI'm a proud American, but for the next 100 words or so I'm going to be an Iranian citizen — and I want full inspections of every nuclear facility in the...

Have you ever heard the expression "history repeats itself?"The debate over universal health care has brought us right back to where we started a century and a half ago.The year 1861 marked the explosion...

To put up a poster in your dorm, you'll need more than just tacks and tape.You will need to trek over to Robinson Hall and drop off your poster with ResLife, where it will stay until it receives an official...