A’s and F’s

A’s-Rushing Sigma Phi. Those fellows have things to keep you and yours plenty warm.-Slade Hall for its homecooked, hot and free vegetarian meals. Warm soup in cold bellies = temporarily staving off Arctic death.-The Vermont Cynic for stomaching the bathrooms in the Billings basement (very raunchtastic) in the name of the people.F’s-It’s still really arfin’ cold out. I can’t feel my legs. Enough said.-In the time elapsed since writing that last ‘F,’ the temperature has gone down. It is now even colder out. Entering into stage two hypothermia.-The temperature is the stuff of Siberia. I am now unconscious and blue and in the final stages of hypothermia. It’s been real, y’all.