The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

A’s and F’s

A’s-Rushing Sigma Phi. Those fellows have things to keep you and yours plenty warm.-Slade Hall for its homecooked, hot and free vegetarian meals. Warm soup in cold bellies = temporarily staving off Arctic death.-The Vermont Cynic for stomaching the bathrooms in the Billings basement (very raunchtastic) in the name of the people.F’s-It’s still really arfin’ cold out. I can’t feel my legs. Enough said.-In the time elapsed since writing that last ‘F,’ the temperature has gone down. It is now even colder out. Entering into stage two hypothermia.-The temperature is the stuff of Siberia. I am now unconscious and blue and in the final stages of hypothermia. It’s been real, y’all.

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