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The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

Empty yo’ pockets

Tess Ruswick FreshmanContents:Nail Clipper: In case she needs to clip her nails on the go.Yellow highlighter: No young academic’s bag is complete without one.Lucky Charm: “I got it free in a tea box,” Ruswick said. Guess she’s always getting lucky.CD: “This mixed CD is a gift from my suitemate, Laura,” she said. Cell-phone: Duh.? Earrings: “I’ve had them in my purse since 12th grade, when I totally rocked them out every day,” she said.Banana: “I can snap a banana in half in one swift motion,” she said. And she demonstrated!Burt’s Bees Lip Gloss: Keeping lips smooth and shiny through the winter season.Green Nail polish: Not goth, but not too girly. Work Study Check: “I do work study in Marsh ? Life Science in the Bio Lab,” she said.Conclusion: A unique purse for a unique lady. Joseph Thomas SeniorContents:Walkie Talkie: He works as a building manager at the Davis Center – or so he claims. (Secret Service, anyone?)Garage Door Opener: Also directly related to his Davis Center duties.Two cell phones: “I have two phones because someone might call you who you don’t want to talk to, and you need a backup phone,” Thomas said. “No, no, I have two phones because I’m a building manager.” Suuuuuure.Hawaiian Lip Balm: “I like the taste of fruitiness ? on my lips,” he said. Cash: A necessity.? Buy seven Lunch Combos, Get one Free Coupon from Brennan’s: Yes, but then you’d have to get seven meals from Brennan’s. Eww.Conclusion: Building manager with a twist. And he has massive pockets. Maybe he should talk to banana girl.

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