The Cubed Anguish of a Liberal Arts Grad

I am a project manager For a telecom contractor. I toil in a cube all dayWould that I’d become an actor! But no, I studied SocratesAnd English Lit and history. I can conjugate verbs in French But for what? It’s a mystery! I am overeducated And yet woefully underpaid. My workplace is like Office SpaceMany Lumberghs to be obeyed.And career prospects? They are nil Till I pursue a grad degree.Unless you wish to share my fateBetter take this advice from me: A Lib’ral Arts education Is a big waste of time and dough.Study IT, math, and science If far in life you hope to go!