The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic
The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic
The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic
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University Heights and Central Campus residence halls repurposed for upcoming eclipse.

UVM to rent out dorm rooms for eclipse, affected students seek alternative accommodations

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A disturbing college phenomenon: Sex with a roommate in the room

A disturbing college phenomenon: Sex with a roommate in the room

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Mini opinions: what UVM should have done with the money they spent on the new logo

Mini opinions: what UVM should have done with the money they spent on the new logo

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A survey conducted by the Cynic revealed that 91.3% of UVM students said that they have gained more knowledge on the Israel-Palestine conflict since Oct. 7.

A portrait of student activism on campus since Oct. 7

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A lesbian’s college survival guide

A lesbian’s college survival guide

Campus Voices

April 8, 2014

If Burlington were a condiment or lunch meat, what would it be?

ÒSalt. In the right portions, itÕs exactly what youÕre craving. But too much of it will ruin your kidneys.Ó

-Junior Evan Cuttitta

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ÒTofu. It thinks it is meat but isnÕt, nor will it ever be Ð like Burlington thinking itÕs a city. It also presents itself as sustainable but is secretly really processed and green-washy.Ó

-Sophomore Samuel Ghazey

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ÒKale.Ó

-Junior Matthew Fedder
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