athletetweets

Kevin Durant

@KDTrey5

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

 

Chad Ochocinco

@ochocinco

I know it’s TMI but this is where I need you guys, headed to CVS, best medicine for a minor stomach ache? No bowel movements at this time.

 

Pat McAfee

@PatMcAfeeShow

I can’t see anything with this damn fleshlight.