The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

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Boss: Tiger Woods

            Let’s give him his moment – he won his first PGA Tour since the sex scandal in 2009.

            It was the Arnold Palmer Invitational and although the host himself was hospitalized with a high blood pressure, Tiger still pounded home the win. Hopefully for his sake, and the sake of professional golf, he’ll be able to get a few more. I’ll crack an Arnie Palmer to that.  

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Goat: North Carolina Tar Heels

            It’s been a tough run for the Tar Heels. Although they ruined Vermont in the second round, they were faced with a closer game against Creighton and then nearly lost to the No. 13 seed Ohio, who took them to a dramatic overtime without the injured Kendall Marshall. Then, of course, they lost to the other Ohio team and, like the Fab-less ‘Cuse, failed to reach the Final Four.

            Maybe I’m just pissed because, along with Obama and a lot of people, I had UNC taking the tournament, but still, come on, that just blows.

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Quote:

“So Peyton Manning was a tremendous MVP quarterback, but he’s been injured. If that injury comes back, Denver will find itself without a quarterback. And in my opinion, it would serve them right.”

– “The 700 Club” host Pat Robertson on the Broncos’ ditching of outwardly religious Tim Tebow as their starting quarterback.

 

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