Bosses of the week

Salvatore Borea and Conor Leland

Borea scored the Cats’ lone goal in their 1-0 victory over Hartwick on Saturday. Midway through the second half, the senior defenseman skied to head in the third goal of his career off the throw-in from junior Luke Salmon. The two teams played to a stalemate otherwise, with senior Conor Leland making six saves for his fifth shutout of the young season. Borea and Leland contributed to a strong defense that has only yielded five goals in nine games. The Cats are 6-1-2 on the year and have momentum in their favor heading into America East play.

Quote of the week

“When the guard started pulling cookies out of O.J.’s shirt, the other inmates started laughing so hard they nearly fell over.”

The National Enquirer, a publication known to release joke articles, reported that former NFL running back and Husband of the Year OJ Simpson was caught smuggling oatmeal cookies from the prison cafeteria to his cell at the Lovelock Correctional Center.

Simpson is serving a 33-year sentence for participating in an armed robbery in Las Vegas, which, considering the US law system’s ability to prosecute OJ Simpson, he must have been really, really obviously guilty of.

Either way, this story from the Enquirer doesn’t seem too far fetched.