Apparently, there have been reports Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame may be removed because repeated attempts to vandalize it.

There have been instances of people peeing on it, spray-painting words like “racist” on it and there was even an instance where a dog relieved himself on it.

The most interesting part of this story is not the star itself, but Donald Trump’s understandable and reasonable reaction to these events: he plans to sue the service dog who pooped on his star.

[media-credit name=”SEBASTIAO HUNGERBUHLER” align=”alignnone” width=”232″][/media-credit]While the campaign refused to comment, we have spoken with the dog’s lawyers, who are confident they will be able to win this case in court. While this lawsuit has been a shock to many who wonder why a man would sue a dog, Trump supporters have remained firmly behind their candidate, even going so far as to picket outside the home where the dog lives.

Trump has also offered to pay any noise violations these protesters may receive, and claims to fully support their actions as they loudly support him in his fight against this unjust and criminal delinquent.