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CHELSEA GELWARG NEW YORK, NEW YORK

Chelsea Gelwarg is pictured PHOTO BY KAT WALKS

Chelsea Gelwarg is pictured PHOTO BY KAT WALKS

I have a WRUV radio show starting in about 6 minutes. It’s called “A Bundle of Carrots.” There’s no real reason for the name. I just spent a lot of time in City Market last year buying a variety of colored carrots. The purple ones are my favorite.

This station is my outlet. I like to share good music. Today is blues and bubbly R&B.

I also share political messages. Last week I talked about Wiz Khalifa’s baby mama, Amber Rose. She’s been doing a lot for the anti-slut shaming movement. She led a huge march.

Women should be able to do whatever they want. Like, don’t tell me what to do, ya know? I should be able to do whatever a man does.

Slut, slut, slut, slut. I like being able to say whatever swears they let me on the air. I think censorship is stupid.

 

 

CRAIG MITCHELL MONTERREY, MEXICO

Craig Mitchell is pictured PHOTO BY KAT WALKS

Craig Mitchell is pictured PHOTO BY KAT WALKS

I grew up in Mexico and then later went to a boarding school in the middle of nowhere, Scotland. 14 to 18 year olds…. Imagine the debauchery.

The school had organized parties and they gave us beer. Age 15 gets 1 beer, 16 gets 2 beers, and 17 gets 3. The parties were so dark; it was like a huge orgy they put together. Kids and their hormones…

All kinds of things would happen in the woods.

 

 

 

 

BEN CHOMITZ CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS

Ben Chomitz is pictured PHOTO BY KAT WALKS

Ben Chomitz is pictured PHOTO BY KAT WALKS

A friend and I were at a consignment store and he tossed me this sweater.

Friend: This looks like your size, and it’s four bucks, you should get it.

Ben: But I am going to look like an asshole. Friend: I’d wear it.

So I bought it… I wore it to a party and actually got a lot of compliments.

 

 

 

 

 

 

AUSTIN BLACK MEDWAY, MASSACHUSETTS

If I had to get a tattoo, I would probably get a Spiderman logo on my chest. 

Austin Black is pictured PHOTO BY KAT WALKS

Austin Black is pictured PHOTO BY KAT WALKS

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