Cynic staff quick opinions

ÒItÕs not Nick CannonÕs whiteface that offends me. What bothers me is that anyone cares what that unfunny wad does.Ó

-Jacob Holzman

Assistant Arts Editor

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ÒThe highlight of my childhood: What color will Michael poop next?Ó

-Danielle Goglia

Life Editor

on her brother eating crayons