ÒItÕs not Nick CannonÕs whiteface that offends me. What bothers me is that anyone cares what that unfunny wad does.Ó
-Jacob Holzman
Assistant Arts Editor
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ÒThe highlight of my childhood: What color will Michael poop next?Ó
-Danielle Goglia
Life Editor
on her brother eating crayons
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