The Vermont Cynic

A public threat: phantom flush

A public threat: phantom flush

Ariana Arden

February 2, 2017


Filed under Opinion

Over the years, many threats to our lives have been labeled public enemy number one: alcohol, drugs, inner-city crime, Hawaiian shirts — but today I’d like to talk to you about the new and true public enemy number one, America needs to be concerned with: automatic flush toilets. We’ve...

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