It’s a Thursday night, around 4:30 p.m. I’m sitting at my desk and my girlfriend is on my bed.  The windows of my apartment, two stories above a four-way intersection, are not insulated. Our words...

I have never been in a relationship.  However, I have seen my friends get in and out of relationships over the years, giving me a unique third-person perspective on this. I have a friend: “Vape...

So, there’s this guy.  I’ve dubbed him Swedish Model Boy, although I’ve recently been made aware he looks more German. I’ve had a total of, like, two conversations with this man. It doesn’t...

Editor's note: Some content of this column has been removed and the column has been updated at 1:18pm Oct. 1.  Since entering the semester fresh out of a year-long relationship, I have had my fair...