America Is The Best Country-Why Travel?

Many suppose that being a xenophobe is bad thing, but I’m here to tell you that the USA is the best country in the world and there is no way that I will ever leave it for any reason. I love this place! Not only does our country have the greatest national parks, beaches, sunsets, it has a great network of highways, biways, andwaterways that make it very easy to see them all. And hell, if I don’t feel like driving I can always fly JetBlue or SouthWest Airlines so cheaply that I can afford to get drunk on the plane thereby making travel an exciting place to meet women, make fun of terrible movies like “Princess Diaries 2” and gaze lovingly down on our beautiful country. Now people might say that the world has a lot to offer and it is necessary to go abroad in order to learn about and appreciate foreign countries. Humbug. America is the melting pot of the world-every culture and type of people are represented so why the hell should I leave when I can talk to my neighbor from Delhi or even the less appealing Frenchman who always is smoking a ciggerette and talking about why Paris is the greatest city in the world and stinking the block up with his body odor.