From The Vermont Chronix

It delighted me to learn about the Vermont Cynic’s policy on writers’ opinions in your past issue. I am writing this letter to register my opinion that your editor and columnist Julian Brizzi is an all-around jackass who’s not even that funny. His “I’m better than the rest of humanity” self-validation schtick is cute for maybe the first time around last year, but now it’s as stale as mildewed socks. His articles suck, and did I mention that he’s a jackass? I dare the Vermont Cynic crew to publish this opinion and then overthrow his ass. Save yourselves.