Greek Is Not As Greek Does

To the Editor: Sean Stapler, you aren’t Greek; you aren’t a Greek; you have trouble locating Greece on a map. None of your ancestry is Greek, and you cannot, aside from the three Greek letters affixed to your domain, even recite the Greek alphabet. If I am mistaken about your personal knowledge of the Greek language, than the preceding comments apply to the rest of the ‘Greek’ system, which I can assure the readers, does not even know how many letters there are in the Greek alphabet. Please get over yourselves; there is nothing Greek about fraternities or sororities, especially since the words frater and sorror are Latinate. Sincerely sorry to burst your Amercian bubble,Socrates