The Vermont Cynic

The satirical view: Cynic headlines to watch out for this semester

Henry Mitchell

May 13, 2019

“Fraternity vows not to screw up like last time, again” “Business majors have it good for too long” “Administration unable to eliminate cannabis from campus” “UVM receives funding for third sports facility” “Evil corporations still support university” “UVM to cre...

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