The Vermont Cynic

“Impossible Burgers” were made only for meat eaters

“Impossible Burgers” were made only for meat eaters

Erin Powell

February 20, 2020

Recently, plant-based meat substitutes that mimic the taste and texture of meat have popped up in grocery stores, nice restaurants and fast food chains. As a vegetarian, I am thrilled that plant-based foods are becoming more accessible. But I wish the veggie options didn’t taste like real meat. Plant-ba...

K-pop artists deserve more than they get

K-pop artists deserve more than they get

Gabby Felitto

February 19, 2020

I’ve loved BTS, a Korean boy band,  since their song “Dope” came out in 2015, my first year of high school. Since then, I’ve watched them grow to become one of the biggest musical acts in the world. While I’m ecstatic that the group I love is gaining attention, American award shows need to reco...

It’s time we stopped watching award shows

It’s time we stopped watching award shows

Sophie Oehler

February 12, 2020

Congratulations, everyone. We’ve officially made it to the end of “awards season,” a long and drawn out “season” of award shows and red carpets to celebrate the shining stars of Hollywood and their accomplishments. I don’t pay much attention to awards season. I would not have been able to t...

Smut lets your imagination run wild

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Gabby Felitto

December 11, 2019

Like many prepubescent awkward teens, I became interested in sex when I was younger. Through reading smut, I was able to explore what sex was. I’ve read smuts about TV shows like “Sherlock,” and bands like 5 Seconds of Summer. Today, as a 19-year-old, smut is still one of my favorite ways to dest...

VSCO girls are not embarrassed. Are you?

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Sophie Oehler

November 13, 2019

Sksksksksk and I oop- If you’re wondering, no I didn’t have a stroke. I’m just trying to fit in with the VSCO girls. A VSCO girl is any teenage girl who wears oversized T-shirts, Crocs, seashell necklaces and drinks out of a reusable water bottle, namely a Hydro Flask, according to Urban Dictiona...

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