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The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

Our strings attached: transactional humanity

Our strings attached: transactional humanity

Olivia Langlan, Opinion Co-Editor 2:00 am

A few weeks ago, I met up with my endlessly kind friend for a post-winter break catch-up over coffee.  With our noses runny from the cold, our brains in need of some caffeine and our stomachs rumbling...

We are living through a second Gilded Age

We are living through a second Gilded Age

Lucas Martineau, Opinion Columnist February 20, 2025

On the eve of Y2K, the world teetered between fear and hope.  Some predicted catastrophe — collapsing computer systems, financial ruin and global panic — while others envisioned the dawn of a technologically...

Sex and money: how "Fourth Wing" is revolutionizing the book industry

Sex and money: how “Fourth Wing” is revolutionizing the book industry

Ashley Golden, Contributing Columnist February 20, 2025

At a party last fall, I read aloud a sex scene from the fantasy romance novel “Fourth Wing” while my friend provided musical accompaniment by frantically clapping her hands. “Onyx Storm,” released...

How the Grinch stole Valentine’s Day 

How the Grinch stole Valentine’s Day 

Koda Koster, Contributing Columnist February 14, 2025

Everyone knows the Grinch, the mean and green Christmas-stealing machine. However, not many know his love-hating cousin. You may be picturing a pink-haired, Valentine’s Day thief covering up a heart...

Relationship breaks: the beginning of the end

Relationship breaks: the beginning of the end

Sarah Koegler, Opinion Columnist February 13, 2025

The first time I heard of a relationship break was in the famous quote “we were on a break” from the TV show “Friends,” after Ross hooked up with someone else during his and Rachel’s break.  This...

Combating FOMO: finding the joy in missing out

Combating FOMO: finding the joy in missing out

Lillian Miner, Contributing Columnist February 13, 2025

“You can do anything, but not everything,” David Allen stated in his book “Getting Things Done.” With limited time and so many opportunities, it can be hard to decide what takes priority. Study...

Mini opinions: flirting tips and tricks

Mini opinions: flirting tips and tricks

Opinion Staff February 13, 2025

From the peacock’s colorful plumes to the toad’s echoing croak, it seems like the entire animal kingdom has flirting figured out. Unfortunately for us bipeds, homo sapiens have no tried and true...

To ski or not to ski: accessibility and intimidation in the winter sports arena

To ski or not to ski: accessibility and intimidation in the winter sports arena

Morgan Milman, Opinion Columnist February 12, 2025

A minimum of $500 is what you’re looking to spend for a season at the mountain as a college student — and that’s if you already have some gear. That’s about 35 hours of work at minimum wage in...

Don’t rush to grow up

Don’t rush to grow up

Katerina Jerine, Opinion Columnist February 6, 2025

As my 20th birthday looms over me, I feel pressure to fulfill the compulsory craziness of my early 20s before I can even legally drink.  When I was younger, especially as a teen, I longed for the freedom...

Our strings attached: the cultural click

Our strings attached: the cultural click

Olivia Langlan, Opinion Co-Editor February 5, 2025

One busy Sunday at Trader Joe’s, my usual love for customer service was slowly diminishing and small talk lacked its typically lively luster. Disengaged from conversations and attempting to reel my...

Where there’s fire, there’s smoke: David Lynch’s death and the climate crisis

Where there’s fire, there’s smoke: David Lynch’s death and the climate crisis

Ayelet Kaminski, Opinion Co-Editor January 30, 2025

Since Jan. 7, the country has watched wildfires ravage Los Angeles County, devastating neighborhoods like Eaton and the Palisades.  It’s estimated the fires have killed at least 28 people thus far,...

Survival guide: top tips for student teaching

Survival guide: top tips for student teaching

Emma Dinsmore, Digital Media Editor January 29, 2025

Student teaching is the most anticipated semester for all education majors. For my first three years as an elementary education major, I looked up to the seniors with both awe and wonder.  I was...

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