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The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The Kennedy family name is not what it used to be

The Kennedy family name is not what it used to be

Scott Kent, Opinion Columnist March 21, 2025

The Kennedy name has been enshrined in the minds of Americans since the early 1960s as a symbol of American liberalism.  This legacy has been tarnished and ruined by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.   John...

Our strings attached: comfortably collegiate

Our strings attached: comfortably collegiate

Olivia Langlan, Opinion Co-Editor March 20, 2025

One snowy Sunday evening, my roommates and I went out to dinner because, despite living together, we barely crossed paths that weekend.  Our friendship began during our first-year Orientation. I connected...

Sex and the Cynic: notes on a breakup

Sex and the Cynic: notes on a breakup

March 18, 2025

It’s a Thursday night, around 4:30 p.m. I’m sitting at my desk and my girlfriend is on my bed.  The windows of my apartment, two stories above a four-way intersection, are not insulated. Our words...

Everything is political and it’s time we realize it

Everything is political and it’s time we realize it

Katerina Jerine, Opinion Columnist March 7, 2025

I have always been that one annoying liberal in any history or government class I have taken. At every mention of Reagan or social justice issues, my hand shot up, unphased by the eye-rolling around...

The future of the Burlington Progressive Party

The future of the Burlington Progressive Party

Henry Padnos, Opinion Columnist March 7, 2025

The Burlington Progressive Party has struggled to distinguish itself as the party of financial accountability. This needs to change. Part of the negative perception of Burlington Progressives can be...

He’s just not that into you

He’s just not that into you

Morgan Milman, Opinion Columnist March 6, 2025

In the words of Elliott Smith: they want you or don’t. This is a motto to take with you into any romantic endeavor. Let’s move past waiting double the time to reply, carefully planning out every...

Cognitive behavioral therapy is overrated

Cognitive behavioral therapy is overrated

Ashley Golden, Contributing Columnist March 6, 2025

Cognitive behavioral therapy, or CBT, despite its incredibly unfortunate acronym, was once the most revolutionary psychiatric treatment, according to a June 18, 2021 Clinical Psychology in Europe article. Nowadays,...

Popping the “Burlington bubble”

Popping the “Burlington bubble”

Koda Koster, Contributing Columnist March 5, 2025

On Nov. 5, 2024, Trump’s trumpets were sounding.  In one of the smallest margins since 1888 of 1.48% popular vote, Trump won the 2024 presidential election, according to the Federal Election Commission.  Republicans...

A cynical guide to the Oscars

A cynical guide to the Oscars

Ayelet Kaminski and Caitlin Applebee February 28, 2025

The 97th Academy Awards are coming up this Sunday, March 2.  From the looks of it this year, the Academy knew they couldn’t top Barbenheimer and just decided to throw it all at the wall. At least...

The reality of long distance in college

The reality of long distance in college

Emma Dinsmore, Digital Media Editor February 27, 2025

For the first three years of college, I was in a serious long-distance relationship. I got into this relationship right before leaving for college — like, two days before — with someone a year younger...

A letter to UVM Parking and Transportation Services

A letter to UVM Parking and Transportation Services

Helena De Castro, Contributing Columnist February 26, 2025

Dear UVM Parking and Transportation Services,  I write this letter to argue for the allocation of a percentage of parking spots to working students.  Working students at UVM face a frustrating...

Stop waiting around for summer, cherish the winter

Stop waiting around for summer, cherish the winter

Sophia Balunek, Guest Columnist February 25, 2025

This winter, Vermont has seen single-digit temperatures, blustery winds and a blizzard with 16.5 inches of snow.  It may be inconvenient to stack on three layers and a hat when leaving the house, but...

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