Andrew Woods
March 3, 2003
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A Wisconsin waterfall. A '7'. 10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back), manny, ape drape, beaver paddle, Canadian passport, yep-nope. All synonyms for a dangerous hairstyle known as a mullet (pronounced MU-Lay). Mullets exist in a dark world, one where reason and logic do not apply...
Andrew Woods
March 3, 2003
Filed under Archives, Life
A Wisconsin waterfall. A '7'. 10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back), manny, ape drape, beaver paddle, Canadian passport, yep-nope. All synonyms for a dangerous hairstyle known as a mullet (pronounced MU-Lay). Mullets exist in a dark world, one where reason and logic do not apply...
Evan Lang
March 3, 2003
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A few days ago, I was in the library when I made eye contact with a face that was not foreign to my memory. Well, over a year ago we had engaged in a short conversation pertaining to an interest that we both shared. As I saw my path to the exit being blocked by this person whom I will call "Pat," I prepared myself for the "...
February 24, 2003
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I felt like Father Winter was sending me a message. It was a nasty but to the point message in the form of harsh negative temperatures and back wrenching snow shoveling. "Go West. Goooo West. San Diego..." The whispering voice would wake me up at night and cause me to bolt upright in my bunk. Go West? San Diego? But there...
February 24, 2003
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Claypool? Rock on! J-5? Rock on! Lou Reed? Rock on! Anywhere from between twenty-five to fifty dollars for a show at your school? It would seem this does not rock nearly as hard. "We should be getting a bigger discount as students because our student organizations are putting the shows on for us." says Sophomore Rosie Fis...
February 24, 2003
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This is a joke. Don't take it seriously. A'ight, ya'll. For real, there are some chumps walkin' amongst us, trying to be like me. Every day, one of my boys comes up to me like, "Yo, I just seen this kid look just like you!," enough so that I needs to take a stand. To the fool out there who rocks the old school San Diego...
February 24, 2003
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Dear Master Selleck, It's not often that I have the opportunity to address a thespian of your grade. Usually I would have to suffer celebrities of a far lesser caliber (I'm pointing in your direction Nicholas Cage; don't think you're off the hook either, Fred Savage), but not today! Today I address a 1983/84 Emmy winner for Outst...
February 24, 2003
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UVM Center for Health & Wellbeing's HOPE Team (Help Overcome Problem Eating) is pleased to offer a variety of programs for Eating Disorder Awareness Week from Monday, February 24th through Monday, March 3rd. Please visit http://www.uvm.edu/health to find out more about Eating Disorder Awareness Week 2003Monday, February 24th: PBS TV W...
February 18, 2003
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The Student Action Committee of the SGA has been continuing their work with a variety of issues. Advocating against the proposed Burlington noise ordinance, that would increase fees and indirect accountability for noise violations for people living off campus. The ordinance will be discussed at the next city council mtg, (Tu...
Alison Murray
February 3, 2003
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"Hi, I was wondering who I could talk to about studying abroad in Ireland?" I ask a shorthaired woman sitting behind a side desk at the Study Abroad Office in Living and Learning section B. "Have you attended an info session?" "Yes, I already know which program I want to go on. I just need to know if it's approved by UVM...
Nicholas Green
February 3, 2003
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Dear Steve (is it okay if I call you Steve?), How's it going? Now that the small talk is out of the way, let's get serious. I'd like to learn karate, but I can't afford the classes, this is where you come in. Since you already know karate it'll be really easy for you to teach me. Right now I'm between jobs, so I have a lot of ...
November 15, 2002
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I guess this should be addressed to everyone at UVM. Being the boyfriend of an anorexic-bulimic girl, I have found a new enemy to my efforts to help her overcome these illnesses. This enemy comes in the form of websites nicknamed "Pro-Ana" or "Pro-Mia" sites. These are forums and chat rooms where person suffering from anor...
