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The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

The University of Vermont's Independent Voice Since 1883

The Vermont Cynic

Having a Cow Suitable for Bovines

March 11, 2002

The back of my neck is burning. My ears are perking up. I feel a hole being bored into my skull and whirl around to a swarm of eyes quickly averting my gaze. My first reaction might be that of paranoia,...

All Roads Lead To Washington

March 11, 2002

April twentieth will mark a turning point for America. Seriously. Let us take a look at the world before September 11. It was one of gross economic inequality between the richest few in the world and...

UVM Police Issue Students Traffic Tickets for Underage Drinking

March 11, 2002

In the fiscal year 2001, UVM Police Services issued 1203 traffic tickets, according to their Annual Crime Statistics. The number of traffic tickets issued more than doubled from the previous year, up...

Residential Life Temporarily Cancels Student Programming on UVM Television

March 11, 2002

UVM's Department of Residential Life pulled student-run programming on UVM TV off the air two weeks ago, alleging that the bi-monthly program "Ed's Corner" violated dorm policy guidelines. Interim...

UVM Forces Gymnastics to Call it Quits After Two Decades in NCAA

March 11, 2002

UVM's men's and women's gymnastics teams will hold their final varsity meets March 24. The teams will no longer exist due to the athletic department cut ting the programs last fall. The University,...

Back by Popular Demand…Weekly Horoscopes

March 11, 2002

Aries March 21- April 20 Slow down and chill out! Focus on relaxation techniques like yoga, progressive muscle relaxation, or going out for a solo hike in the mountains. Ditch your social circle...

Support Keith and Ashley

March 11, 2002

To the Editor: This is in response to the editorial in the March 5 edition of the Cynic. I have two points to make in reference to Carrie Cole's article and Keith Rosenthal's article. Carrie Cole's:...

ISO Strives to Protect Free Speech

March 11, 2002

To the Editor: In regard to the events described in Jon Kantor's column, I would like to set forward the facts. As a Comrade in the ISO, I may be accused of being biased. However, I only wish to put forth...

Students in Trinity Housing Pay School More for Less

March 6, 2002

Undergraduates living in Hunt Hall on the old Trinity College campus are paying substantially more than other students for dorm rooms of comparable size this year. They are also receiving fewer important...

Students Suspect UVM Police Services Fabricated 911 Call

March 6, 2002

In the early morning hours on Feb. 15, the UVM police keyed into the dormitory room of freshmen Brian Ross and Kevin Stolp, claiming to be investigating a 911 hang-up, which both residents deny making....

Spring Break Offers Plenty of Opportunities for All

March 6, 2002

Ok, spring is nearly upon us, winter's legitimate reason for petering out. A few more cold days have befallen us, in addition to a piddling amount of snow, but the Old Man has officially given us his...

Professors, Socialists Block Access to SGA-Sponsored Club

March 6, 2002

In a class directed effort to gain new perspectives on campus politics, yours truly attempted to attend a meeting of the UVM SGA sponsored International Socialist Organization. This meeting was in the...

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