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How ResLife is violating our human rights

How ResLife is violating our human rights

Mills Sparksman

October 4, 2018

Filed under Opinion

Warning: This piece is satire! This year, I was assigned to a triple on Redstone campus. It was all th...

Try VT’s new locally grown fusion politics

Try VT’s new locally grown fusion politics

Henry Mitchell

August 30, 2018

Filed under Opinion

Let me introduce our brand-new invention: Progressivism Lite! Progressivism Lite is comp...

Tips for coping with finals week

Tips for coping with finals week

Henry Mitchell

May 6, 2018

Filed under Opinion

Whether this is your first semester at UVM or you are a seasoned veteran, one thing is certain durin...

Shots fired at absurd proposal

Shots fired at absurd proposal

March 29, 2018

It’s 2019, President Trump has successfully supplied firearms to the 20 percent of “highly trained” sc...

Letter from elected official

Henry Mitchell

March 6, 2018

Filed under Opinion

Dear Cherished Constituents, It is I, your humble elected official. As you may or may not know, it’s currently an election year. That means that I, as well as many other humble elected officials, have to run for office to maintain our current positions. This is quite stressful for us and often leads us to not make...

A stream of consciousness regarding today’s politics

A stream of consciousness regarding today’s politics

January 27, 2018

Ha! Trump called himself a “very stable genius” who is “like, really smart” on his twitter J...

How to succeed in final exams without really trying

How to succeed in final exams without really trying

Henry Mitchell

December 8, 2017

Filed under Opinion

Finals are back again, and you’re going to need every bit of help if you want to remain a respected f...

Natural disasters: God vs. scientific proof

Natural disasters: God vs. scientific proof

September 28, 2017

Obviously, natural disasters are going to kill us all. God is clearly angry at the American peo...

A public threat: phantom flush

A public threat: phantom flush

Ariana Arden

February 2, 2017

Filed under Opinion

Over the years, many threats to our lives have been labeled public enemy number one: alcohol...

UVM diversity training tackles Midwestern mentality

UVM diversity training tackles Midwestern mentality

December 8, 2016

On Sunday, the University held its first annual diversity training specifically focused on white, midw...

Tips and tricks for living with a roommate

Tips and tricks for living with a roommate

October 12, 2016

Filed under Opinion

Now that you’ve been living with your roommate for about a month or so, their habits and personal quirks...

Point Counterpoint: An interpretation of last week’s Presidential Debate; Point: Supporting making America great again

Point Counterpoint: An interpretation of last week’s Presidential Debate; Point: Supporting making America great again

October 5, 2016

[media-credit name="Kira Bellis" align="alignnone" width="300"][/media-credit] Although Donald is ...

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